Cheangg .

:D

2009-05-20T18:57:00.000+08:00

P h o t o t a k i n g -.-"

2009-04-26T20:59:00.002+08:00

"WORD"-less :P

Phototaking tomorrow .

2009-04-24T17:48:00.001+08:00

I need a black tie !

Laugh at this :D

2009-04-21T22:24:00.002+08:00

Today, I was walking in the park when I heard some boys shouting behind me. As I turned around they poured a bucket of red liquid over my head. They thought I was someone they knew. I wasn't. And i was wearing a $200 white dress. Red dye doesn't come out of white dresses. FML

Today, my husband and I were talking about names for our expectant child. I told him since I named our daughter he could name our son. He's decided on a name from 'God of War'. My son is going to be named after a make-believe cartoon character - Kratos. FML

Today, I was babysitting, I had put the kids to bed, and I was in the kitchen raiding the fridge when I hear the front door open. There I am in front of the fridge holding a bottle of wine to get to the whipped cream in the back of the fridge. Now my neighbors think I'm an alcoholic. FML

Today, I work for the local fire department. I had a long call and I was hot and sweaty. I decided to skinny dip in my pool because it was still dark out. Everything went great untill my flood light went on and my dad ran out with a bat. I got smacked in the side with a baseball bat. FML

Like this ?
I got it off a site recommended by Shaun Teo .

fmylife.com

Cheang has returned to Maple Story ?

2009-04-20T18:14:00.000+08:00

ZOMFGBBQZOR
im hacking once again :D

e n d o f t h e w e e k

2009-04-17T19:27:00.000+08:00

tiredd :(
someone save me :(

a f t e r e x a m s

2009-04-15T19:36:00.001+08:00

Thursday
Went to Gizmo Gamers after exam finished . With Shaun Cho Eric Yang and the form 4s .

Friday
Melissa Ong's bday so i went out with them to watch Fast and Furious 4 .

Saturday
Chuan Khai's bday party so i went to his house .

Back to school again -.-

2009-04-08T14:20:00.002+08:00

House under Renovation ._.

BeforeAfter

Had my hair cut at Jantzen :D

Late post

2009-04-03T21:51:00.004+08:00

FYI , I just washed my dog just now :D woots
Yay . And rearmed my house alarm system .

Funny video :O

2009-03-28T13:17:00.000+08:00

Taggiee By Linnieeee [50th POST]

2009-03-21T11:39:00.003+08:00

A

- Available:

Yeapp
*

- Age:

17
*

- Annoyance:
Mmmmm?
*

- Animal:

Doggieeee

B

- Birthday:

22 Septemberrr
*

- Best Friends:

Everyone !
*

- Body Part on opposite sex:

Teeth :F
*

- Best feeling in the world :

Sleeping
*

- Been in Love:

Hmmm.
*

- Been on stage? :

Yeap
*

- Believe in Magic:

Card tricks hell yeah !
*

- Believe in Miracles:

I think so
*

- Believe in Santa:

Ho Ho Ho

C

- Candy:
Kinder Bueno
*

- Color:
Pink
*

- Chocolate/Vanilla:

Vanilla
*

- Chinese/Mexican:
Chinese
*

- Cake or pie:

Cake
*

- Continent/Country to visit:

Australia
*

- Cheese:

Chilli cheesee

D

- Day or Night:
Night . Colder
*

- Dance in the rain:

If the mood calls for it

E

- Eggs:

Mmmmmmm
*

- Eyes:

Dark brown
*

- Ever failed a class?:

Har?

F

- Full name:

Yeoh Cheang Hern
*

- First thoughts waking up:

Sleep
*

- Food:
Everything

- Greatest Fear:
Scary movies
*

- Goals:
Dunno
*

- Get along with your parents?:

Yea
*

- Good luck charm:
None

H

- Hair Color:
Black
*

- Height:
Short
*

- Happy:
Yes
*

- Holiday:

Yes
*

- How do you want to die:

Hmmmm.

I

- Ice Cream:

YUMM
*

- Instrument:

Guitar/Piano/Violin

J

- Jewelry:
Rings/Necklace
*

- Job:
Student

K

- Kids:

0
*

- Kickboxing or karate:
HAIYAH !
*

-Keep a journal?:

Nope

L

- Longest Car Ride:

KL holiday trip .
*

- Love:
Letter?
*

- Letter:
L
*

- Laughed so hard you cried:
CHO TZEN DID IT

M

- Milk flavor:

Every flavour ever made
*

- Movies:
Comedy
*

- Motion Sickness?:

NOPE
*

- McD’s or BK:

BK !

N

- Number of Siblings:

1
*

- Number of Piercings:

0
*

- Number:
0168082817?

O

- One wish:
King of the world !

P

- Perfect Pizza:
The ones I make :D
*

- Pepsi/Coke:

Coke :D

Q

- Quail:
Is this a bird?

R

- Reason to cry:
Nope
*

- Reality T.V:
Nope
*

- Radio Station:
Hitz Fm
*

- Roll your tongue in a circle?:

I guess
*

- Ring size?:
20

S

- Song:

Wooooooo
*

- Shoe size:

10 ? 11 ?
*

- Salad Dressing:
Walnut sauce :D
*

- Sushi:

YUM
*

- Skipped school:

YEAPS
*

- Slept outside:
YEAP :D
*

- Shower daily?:
3 TIMES :D
*

- Sing well?:

BREAKS GLASS
*

- In the shower?
HELL YEAH !
*

- Swear?:
'Shit' is the worst I've said
*

- Strawberries/Blueberries:
Yum :D

T

-Time for bed:
Anytime .

*
-Thunderstorms:
Yay?

U

- Unpredictable:
Huh?

V

- Vacation spot:
Los Angeles

W

- Weaknesses:
In between my eyes

*
- Which one of your friends acts the most like you:

Mr.Huggies
*

- Who makes you laugh the most:
Cho Tzen's face :O
*

- Worst feeling:
Stabbed in the back
*

- Wanted to be a model?:
Hmmmm.
*

- Worst weather?
HOT WEATHER !

X

- X-Rays:

Yup. Broken finger.

Y

- Year it is now:
2009
*

- Yellow:

Danielle?

Z

- Zoo animals:

Wolf !

LAST PERSON WHO…

1. Slept in your bed besides you?:
No one .

2. You went to the mall with:

My family

3. You went to dinner with:
My family

4. You talked to on the phone:
Nelson

5. Made you laugh:

Cho Tzen

6. Hugged you:

My parents

7. Said they loved you:

My family

8. You spoke with:
Amy

9. You cried over:

Spilt milk

10. Made you mad:
Darren :O

*
i tag:
Everyone whos reading this
Yeah you .
Come'on don't be shy :O

Tongue Twisters :O

2009-03-20T11:32:00.000+08:00

The sixth sick shiek's sixth sheep's sick. (A variant on what the Guinness' Book of World records considers to be the hardest tongue-twister in English).
She sifted thistles through her thistle-sifter.
Give me the gift of a grip top sock: a drip-drape, ship-shape tip-top sock.
Moses supposes his toeses are roses, but Moses supposes erroneously. For Moses, he knowses his toeses aren't roses, as Moses supposes his toeses to be. (from "Singing in the rain". Danny Kaye also a great supplier of tongue-twisters).
While we were walking, we were watching window washers wash Washington's windows with warm washing water."
"Peggy Babcock" (to be said rapidly three times).
Red leather, yellow leather
Rubber baby buggy bumpers (a baby buggy in American English is a pram in British English in case this one makes no sense)
A lady sees a pot-mender at work at his barrow in the street.
"Are you copper-bottoming them, my man?"
"No, I'm aluminiuming 'em, Mum"
Freshly fried fresh flesh
Six twin screwed steel steam cruisers.
The crow flew over the river with a lump of raw liver.
Preshrunk silk shirts.
A bloke's bike back brake block broke.
Good blood, bad blood
Mixed biscuits.
She stood by Burgess's fish sauce shop welcoming him in.
Tie twine to three tree twigs.
I am not a pheasant plucker
I'm a pheasant plucker's son
but I'll be plucking pheasants
When the pheasant plucker's gone. (careful with this one)
She sells sea shells on the sea shore, the shells she sells are sea shells I'm sure.
Czech:
strc prst skrz krk [all 'r' are vocalic]
'stick [your] finger through [your] throat'
German:
In Ulm und um Ulm und um Ulm herum.
"In Ulm and around Ulm and around Ulm again."

From Eric Nünlist, a sample in:

Swiss German:
Der Papscht het z Spiez ds Schpaeckbschteck z'schpaet bschtellt.
"The pope was too late to order the bacon cutlery in Spiez"
and another:
Wie würde Wettiger Wyber Wösch wäsche wenn Wasser Wy wär?
"How would the old ladies of Wettingen do the laundry if water were wine?"
and another (my favorite):
Schtell der Hafen afen ufen Ofen ufe
"Put the pot on the stove for the moment"
One in Dutch:
Sevenenseventig scheweningse beschuitjes
"77 rusks of Scheweningen"

And a few others from random sources:

From Noel Piercy:
Toyboat, toyboat, toyboat
From Laurie Brasile:
Unique New York
From Jan Gorden:
The seething sea ceaseth, and thus the seething sea sufficeth us.
From Johmanda One-Name:
One smart-feller - he felt smart
Two smart fellers - they felt smart
Three smart fellers - they all felt smart

And finally a lengthy one from the band Trout Fishing In America:

We weary deer live in fear, weary deer,

For we fear that hear the hunters near,

with a tag for the toe of dear John and Jane Doe,

Oh no! We are wary weary deer.

Hunt the moose, or the goose, but please turn the poor deer loose,

for our families would miss us if we're not here

We stay up all the night in a terrible fright,

Pity us, bleary wary weary deer.

Oh, the foot of the hare brings good luck beyond compare,

and the hair of the bear is more impressive.

That space on your wall could use a nice trophy trout--

Think about it, think about it.

While we weary deer live in fear, weary deer,

Hiding down in the deep damp dark dank den (in the gloom).

How we long for a day with the antelope to play!

Oh, surely some sunshine shall shine soon.

Hunt big game if you must, they're more glamorous than us,

Or a feast of feathered fowl is delicious.

The stand so pround and so tall that they must

present a target that'll make you want to skip us.

Steer clear of the deer, we live in fear, weary deer,

For we fear that we hear the hunters near.

With a tag for the toe of John Deere and Jane Doe,

We are leery bleary wary weary deer.

Insurrection VS Tunning Crew

2009-03-18T22:56:00.003+08:00

Sorry for the inactive-ness in my blog . My Crew will challenge Tunning Crew from Lodge International School on a 5 v 5 friendly dance battle . Video will be combined together and uploaded on Youtube as soon as possible .
Tunning Crew Top 5
1.Chad
2.Yeh Shan
3.Patrick
4.Darren
5.Jacqs

Insurrection Top 5
1.Cheang
2.Jason
3.D.W.
4.Darren
5.Unknownz

Rules are simple

make a video...

ask people to vote on which one is better

each vote is 1 point

there will be no bias votes

any influencing of the votes will result to 5 points going to the opposing crew .

As for now , its war baby :D
A friendly, non-bloody war !

Till then , enjoy your 1 week hols !

Dragonball Evolution

2009-03-01T19:25:00.002+08:00

Buy this from me @ RM25 each . Movie for Dragonball Evolution on 12 March 2009 at Star Cineplex . Organised by Lodge Interact International . 7.30PM .
Its for charity to PIBAKAT ( Sarawak Children and Parents Society)

0168082817 :D

What is your "almost die situation" ?

2009-02-25T21:41:00.002+08:00

For me , it was way way back in primary school .

I was attending this party .

I ran off with the scooter .

Some people were chasing me for the scooter .

So I rode as fast as I could .

At a turning , as I could see nothing behind the wall , I just rode on ahead .

Not knowing that there was a speeding car there .

Luckily , the car was old .

Older than my great great great great great grandfather .

It hit me .

Real hard .

And no , I did not die .

Instead , the bumper of the car broke .

Without any apologies , the driver just drove off .

SO , WHAT IS YOUR "ALMOST DIE STORY ?"

Reply in my C-Box .

thanks :D

FENDI IS BACK !

2009-02-21T12:33:00.002+08:00

Ehsan cleared 3/4 of the class in less than 10seconds with 3 words " FENDI IS DOWNSTAIRS" . Its definately faster than any fire drill / lunch bell / recess bell . Welcome back BRO . We missed you Fendi Pendi :D
Fendi has returned to school and will be starting this monday . Whee .

Tagged by Hazel(OLIVER SIM)

2009-02-17T22:11:00.000+08:00

Hazel the Liver .

Tagged .

Dear OLIVER. I don't really know how to tell you this, but Your nostrils are insulting. I think I realized it when we skinny dipped With Paris Hilton and I saw you Knock out Bill Clinton. I'm sure you're Cowardly enough to understand How boring you are. I'm returning The couch cushions to you, but I'll keep Your grades from college. You should also know that I Never openly mocked Oprah Winfrey imitations .Greetings to your frog French kisser .
~Cheangg~
:D

I tag :
Zoe
Lin Na
Van
Lance
Jimanizer
and 5 other ppl who really really wanna be tagged :X

Its self explanatory..

Dear (the person who tagged you!).I don't really know how to tell you this, but ___1___.I think I realized it when ___2______3___ and I saw you ___4___ ___5___. I'm sure you're ___6___ enough to understand ___7___. I'm returning ___8___ to you, but I'll keep ___9___ as a memory. You should also know that I ___10___ ___11___.___12___.-Your name-P/S: You are so lifeless, ___13___,

1. What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - Our romance is over
Red - Our affair is over
White - I'll join the monastery
Black - I dislike you
Green - Our horoscope doesn't match
Grey - You're a pervert
Yellow - I'm selling myself
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - You're a loser
Other - I'm in love with your sister
2. Which is your birth month?
January - That night
February - Last year
March - your dwarf bit me
April - I tripped on sesame seeds
May - First of May
June - you put cuffs on me
July - I threw up
August - I saw the shrunken head
September - we skinny dipped
October - I quoted Santa
November - your dog ran amok
December - I changed tennis shoes
3. Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Pizza - In your camping car
Pasta - Outside of Chicago
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad - As you ate enchilada
Chicken - In your closet
Kebab - With Paris Hilton
Fish - In women's clothing
Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation
Lasagna - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a state of trance
None of the above - With George Bush and his wife
4. What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Hit on
Red - Insult
Black - Ignore
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - Put leeches on
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the toupee off
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive out
5. What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My best friend
White - My father
Grey - Bill Clinton
Brown - My fart balloon
Purple - My mustard souffle
Red - Donald Duck
Blue - My avocado plant
Yellow - My penpal in Ghana
Orange - My Kid Rock-collection
Pink - Manchester United's goalkeeper
None - My John F. Kennedy-statue
Other - The crazy monk
6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?
Scrubs - Man
O.C. - Emotional
One Tree Hill - Open
Heroes - Frostbitten
Lost - Scarred
Simpsons - Cowardly
The news - Mongolic
American Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Senile
TopModel - Middle-class
None of the above - Ashamed
7. Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful I`ve felt
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That Santa doesn't exist
Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage
Depressed - That we're cousins
Excited - That there is no solution to this
Nervous - The middle-east
Worried - That your Honda sucks
Apathetic - That I did a sex-change
Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your hamster
Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men
Overjoyous - That I'm open
Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks
8. What's the colour of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your ring
Yellow - Your love letters
Red - Your Darth Vader
Black - Your tame stone
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - The pictures from
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your contact book
Grey - Our matching snoopy-bibs
Purple - Your old lottery coupons
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your memories from the military service
9. The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your photo
C/D - The oil stocks
E/F - Your neighbour Martin
G/H - My virginity
I/J - The results of your blood-sample
K/L - Your left ear
M/N - Your suicide note
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X - David’s tricot outfits
Y/Z - Your grades from college
10. The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Always will remember
C/D - Never will forget
E/F - Always wanted to break
G/H - Never openly mocked
I/J - Always have felt dirty before
K/L - Will tell the authorities about
M/N - Told in my confession today about
O/P - Was interviewed by the Times about
Q/R - Told my psychiatrist about
S/T - Get sick when I think o
U/V - Always will try to forget
W/X - Am better off without
Y/Z - Never liked
11. What do you prefer to drink?
Water- Our friendship
Beer - Senility
Soft drink - A new life as a clone
Soda - The incarnation as an eskimo
Milk - The apartment building
Wine - Cocaine abuse
Cider - A passionate interest for mice
Juice - Oprah Winfrey imitations
Mineral water - Embarrassing rash
Hot chocolate - Eggplant-#########
Whisky - To ruin the second world war
Other - To hate the Boston Celtics
12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand - Warm regards
USA - Best regards
England - Good luck on your short-term leave from jail
Spain - Go and drown yourself
China - Disgusting regards
Germany - With ease
Japan - Go burn
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt - #### off now
France - In pain
Other - Greetings to your freaky family
13. What is your favorite activities when hanging out with mates?
Gathering for drinks - Ugly pig
Foosball - Silly duck
Shopping - French kisser
Dulging for food - Cranky banana
Movies - Smelly armpits
Snacks - Horny wolf
Snooker - Tiny nipples
Bowling - Sexy grandmother
Outdoor activities - Vain pot
Having a long talk - Nose plucker
Taking pictures - Dumb bitch
Other - Burn yourself

Planetshakers and Valentines Day

2009-02-14T21:14:00.002+08:00

Sexy Aaron :D
Nelson 1 go at Scoops .My presents . Precious precious presents . 3 Cute Cupcakes From El :D

Dinner at Four Points . :D

2009-02-12T20:54:00.002+08:00

Malaysian Idol Vick Teo
Looks like who ah ? HMMM . ME? xDD
Yucky slimy dessert .
Glimpse of Four Points .

Valentines D:

2009-02-08T20:34:00.003+08:00

Valentines Day is coming . For the past 16 years I have not gotten anything on that day . Mostly because girls don't give guys presents . Love is in the air . New and old couples are enjoying this day . I don't have a valentine . Its not that I dont want one . Its just that I've not gotten an answer yet . So "YOU" if you're out there reading this , yes , im still waiting for your answer .

Good Luck to all couples :D

P.S. - remember to give Cheang something . Class 5c Lodge National School or 21, green heights , new airport road ,93250 Kuching . Or call me to give me a surprise 0168082817 :D

CNY 2009

2009-01-31T23:03:00.003+08:00

Pai Pai
Food for us children .

Fireworks from bridge .

Drunk ass !

Before drunk . Almost ;D

Imitating Commando ! Zacq's house .

Daniel talking to Danielle .

Vivian Chung !

Charles Chung !

We blew up 4 Oranges . Lol .

Schools in 2 days . Back to school .

Open House :X

2009-01-28T19:25:00.002+08:00

Today was my open house . Lots of ppl came . Lots . Played Banlat and Ho Lo Jim . Suck real bad at Ho Lo Jim . But earned RM90 when I played Banlat . Someone who wasnt invited turned up . Not you Erika . Some girl . BWAHAHAHA . I'm so mean I didn't shake hands with her . NOOB FUCK !

Blah . They're still at my house . I'm gonna go to my cousin Sean's house right now . And Jason is right next to me now . He is gonna follow us to his house to gamble . Jason is me gamble buddy .

HOHOHOHO!

Games these days and Jasmine .

2009-01-17T13:22:00.005+08:00

Look at this fine example of Maple Story . Ninja Boob Grab ? These are gonna majorly influence the minds of 10-year olds playing this online game .

Ok now to Jasmine Yeo .

http://www.nerdiesarecool.blogspot.com/

I wanted to blog about her . And here it is .

She is

A girl .

Aged 13 I THINK .

Kinda tall too .

Alvin Yeo's little sister .

My friend .

Form 2 .

A nerd .

Hot ?

Cute ?

Sexy ?

Attractive ?

Kind ?

Nice ?

Amazing ?

Caring ?

Sweet ?

Lovable ?

Or am i just exaggerating ?

Go to her blog http://www.nerdiesarecool.blogspot.com/ or her shared blog http://www.lollyfloss.blogspot.com/ to know more about her .

Cheerios .

Lazy Post .

2009-01-11T19:31:00.003+08:00

random pics

Im so lazy i could eat a cow .

O.O

Cikgu Kenny enlightened us with his jokes and wisdom on friday . He seriously looks like and is a comic . He should go for comedy competitions .

These are the words he made us re-spell .

[D E S P E R A T I O N]

a rope ends it

[A S T R O N O M E R]

moon starer

[T H E E Y E S]

they see

[M O T H E R I N L A W]

woman hitler

Hmm . Archery .

First Day Of School

2009-01-05T16:54:00.003+08:00

Reality check guys .

Yeap school has re-opened .

._.

Today was like any other "first day of school" day . Went to school , chose a seat , put bags down , talk with friends , exchange greetings , met new people , new classroom , and the list goes on . I gave out presents to some people . But I gave a Perfume and Hoodie to someone . I got in return , a Volcom hat . Its okay I guess .

2 periods of Bio was already killing me and my eyes .

New classroom has a store . Wonder if we could hide stuff there .

Owen told us he was a Prefect during school hours and a TIGER after that . LOL .

Nelson is emo as usual . Staring blankly out of the window .

Class teacher remains as Cikgu Felicia .

Assembly was boring .

Sorry Van , I couldn't accompany you to run cause I had to go . Another time okay ? Anyways I saw you and i said "TCHHHH" but only Joan looked . You so HAO-LIEN .

Sean picked me back home just now .

He got lots of gifts from friends .

Gonna go bath now . Till then .

Cheang out . xD

ticc TAGG toee

2009-01-03T21:50:00.002+08:00

TAGGED AGAIN :O

Rules & Regulations:

Do not copy answers

Tag questions must be 100% same

Tag people before doing the tag

I tag:

1 : Van

2: Lance

3 : Josh

4 : Jasminee

5 : JIMANIZERR

6 : Oliver

7 : Calebb Gohhh

8 : Jiekelingg

9 : Andreaa

How do you know 1? (Van)

Blog and Party

What would you do if you never meet 2? (Lance)

NO PEACE !

What would you do if 3 & 4 dated? (Jas and Josh)

Clash!

Would 5 & 6 make a good couple? (Jimanizerr and Oli)

Maybee :D

Do you think 7 is attractive? (Caleb

HELL YEAH ! Attractive cabels ! xD

Tell me something about 9 (Andreaa)

Is a girl O.O

What's 1's favourite past time?(Van)

Cam-whoring !

What language does 2 speak?(Lance)

Tamil

Who is 3 going out with? (Josh)

Kim Lo

How old is 4?

Old enough ._.

When was the last time you talked to 5?(Jimanizerr)

Last year at school :O

Who is 6's favourite singer? (Oliver)

Dunno oh >.<

Would you date 7? (Caleb)

Might ;P

Is 8 single? (Jiekelling)

YEP ! Not for long :O

What's 9's last name? (Andreaa)

Teo

Would you consider being in a relationship with 1? (Van)

YES . Best friends !

Which school does 2 go to? (Lance)

Lodge Secondary

What do you like about 3? (Josh)

His guitars XD

Anyways , had dance class just now . Lin looked like she had PMS or sth . But after i asked , it was actually her braces . Van's hair is really brown . XD

Almost finished add maths . Returned it to Shaun . Actually my maid returned it to Shaun . Come to think of it , Shaun and I agreed that my maid looks like VANESSA CHUA !

And it is true . I'll post my maid's picture soon . After I manage to take a picture of her . Gah !

Tomorrow is the start of my BM tuition . Hopefully there are hot hot hotties there . PBK 2PM-5PM . Join me and make my day pleasee :D

Tag Tagg Tagged .

2009-01-02T13:47:00.004+08:00

Scaredy-cat xD

Whoever who gets tagged has to write 10 things about the person who tagged him/her:

Vanessa Chua Ker Ying ._.

1 : She LOVES violent/ killer/ horror movies

2 : She isn't a lesbo (so back off girls)

3 : Can shuffle !

4 : Loves eating eggs (preferably RAW)

5 : Very nice to me (True or False ? xD)

6 : Her nickname is a kind of Vehicle (Van -.-)

7 : She is filthy RICH $.$

8 : Professional Cam-whore/Ah-Lien

9 : Good friend

10 : Loves Little Kids (Paedophile)

At the end you need to choose 10 people to be tagged and list their names:

1 : Abdullah Badawi

2 : Barney the Purple Dinosaur

3 : Mr Bean

4 : Jessica Alba

5 : Barack Obama

6: James Bond

7 : My Maid

8 : My Dog

9 : Anyone reading this and wanna do it

10 : Last but not least , All My Pokemon !

Im on the front page ! With Nelson of course . Try spotting us .

2008-12-26T12:04:00.002+08:00

Thanks to Alicia(http://aliciaks.blogspot.com) for this picture .

*HINT*right side*HINT*

What I Did On Xmas Eve And Xmas . Hmmmm .

2008-12-26T09:49:00.007+08:00

Havin turkey and ham for dinner :O YUM
Jason and Nelson waiting patiently while watching cartoon .

The Santarina gave me more sweets than Nelson , Jason and Darren !

She likes me more ! XD

Me and Nelson getting ready to rave .

The "Party Pack" the MC threw out . I grabbed it . Im so pro . xD

Atmospheree .

They were hotter with their masks on . Seriously .

Im allergic to these . Broad beans . No seriously I will get some rash if I eat this .Some cookie shaped like a bee on my leg . During visiting . Visiting during Xmas .

Attention Singaporeans ! (and clubbers) xD

2008-12-23T11:39:00.001+08:00

call jacqueline @ 96819635 for tickets on 24th Dec

CALL JACQUELINE @
96819635 for TICKETS ON
24 DEC
COUNTDOWN PARTY FOR CHRISTMAS
$16 EACH ONLY!!!!!!!!!
THANKSSSSSSSSSS!(:

Ooh my first tag ! By vain-essa :O

2008-12-22T16:24:00.003+08:00

Here are the rules.1. Take a recent picture of yourself or take a picture of yourself right now. 2. Don't change your clothes, don't fix your hair......just take a picture. 3. Post that picture with NO editing. 4. Post these instructions with your picture.
5. Tag 5 people to do this.

Blah i look ugly as hell .
I'll tag

1:Jacquelineee

2:Lance

3:Charlene

4:Jimanizerr

5:Amos

Its almost Xmas >.<

2008-12-20T14:25:00.001+08:00

Ho Ho Ho . Its almost Xmas . Can't wait . Hopefully I'll get presents . MMMM . Presents . I want lots if em' you hear me ?!
By the way , there's a dance-off next week on 27th at Techno Graphic , which is near 1 TJ(New IT centre) . Anyone interested to go ?
:O

Brand New Yonex Rackets For Sale .

2008-12-18T14:35:00.003+08:00

From left to right . Armortec 750 (LinDan World Edition) , Armortec 700 (LinDan World Edition) , Armortec 700 (LinDan World Edition) , Nanospeed 8800 , and Nanospeed 30000 .
It is tax free . Way cheaper than prices in shops . Interested ? Text me for prices . 0168082817

Hurry before they are all sold out .

Mass Corrosion II Group Photo !

2008-12-17T10:50:00.004+08:00

Recieved the group photo from Alicia for the event earlier today . Haha . Try spotting Nelson , Jason , Darren , Lance , Daryl and ME !

Sean's 18th Birthday :D

2008-12-17T09:25:00.007+08:00

Sean's 18th Birthday was yesterday . He celebrated at Tom's . And then he had an afterparty at Senso . Haha . Here are the pictures .

Mass Corrosion II :D

2008-12-16T12:45:00.010+08:00

Here's the pictures . Finally got them . LOL . Not in order cause i was lazy to arrange them . The Lodgians who went were Nelson Ten , Darren Yeoh , Lance , Daryl Wong , Jason Lee , Kelvin Su , Cheang Hern , Sean Pui and Daniel Kong . However Sean and Daniel left before the party even started .

Musher to the max !

2008-12-13T13:45:00.003+08:00

Special guest for Mass Corrosion II will be Hardstyle Republic (HR) . Musher gave us a sneak peak last night .

Ashleys Birthday Farewell Party And Bye Bye ?

2008-12-12T15:12:00.003+08:00

At 1.30pm , I went out with Jason , Darren , Daryl , Sidney , Kelvin and Malcolm to watch Bolt at Star Cineplex . After the movie we went to window-shop at Tun Jugah and Sarawak Plaza . The place was so empty and dead . At Sarawak Plaza , I spotted this green dog figurine !

Jason's brother fetched my bro and I back home after that . That night was Ashley Lee's party at club .

So sweet eh? >.<"

After this happened , Ashley went out and knocked Nelson's balls out .

I know. So little pictures right ? I was so lazy to take them . Anyways , no one wants a photo with me. xD

This was taken the following day .

Wahahhaa. 2 more days to Mass Corrosion II !

Enter-K Melbourne Shuffle Competition

2008-12-06T16:00:00.002+08:00

Mek !

Alicia wasn't here to judge . Oh well . Haha . Come support the shufflers !

Crown Square .

Visit http://www.thelife.com.my/melbourneshuffle08/ for more info .

Prizes - Solo

1. Champion: Cash RM1000.00, cash voucher RM400, Trophy, and certificate

2. 1st Runner-up: Cash RM500.00 and cash voucher RM200.00, trophy, and certificate

3. 2nd Runner-up: Cash RM300 and cash voucher RM100.00, trophy, and certificate

4. Consolation prizes for the 7 best shufflers: certificate.

Prizes - Group

1. Champion: Cash RM2000.00, cash voucher RM800.00, trophy, and certificate

2. 1st Runner-up: Cash RM1000.00 and cash voucher RM400.00, trophy, and certificate

3. 2nd Runner-up: Cash RM600.00 and cash voucher RM200.00, trophy, and certificate

4. Consolation prizes for the 2 best groups: certificate.

ROAR !

Mass Corrosion II

2008-12-05T16:22:00.002+08:00

The event taking place next week . Cant wait for it . Those of you who haven't got your tickets, please get it now . And the location has been changed to Core at Travillion . Same time, day and date . Hurry !

Call/Text any of these people for more info .

Alicia 0168867998

Nelson 0168076166

Rai 0177949531

Nick 0168901893

Wallace 0168093449

Cheers :D

- pink :D

2008-12-02T15:03:00.006+08:00

As i have no idea what else to post , jasmine gave me an idea to blog about PINK .

No not this PINK , but pink in terms of colour .

Pink has been widely used in many different things .

Now lets start off with pink fluffy monsters .

Rawr ! Ain't he cute?

Now lets move on to mother nature . Cherry Blossom tree !

Pink shades!

Pink Muffins!

Pink Phone!

Erm , ok this is getting really boring . Hmmm . Chatted with Ida Ong just now . My mei mei ok ?

Haha . She saw me at school the other day but , she didn't even say hi . So mean .

Anyways , she misses me , I miss her . She and her bf very sweet together . 1 year passed .

She doesn't like blogging . She only likes reading them . Did i mention she plays online games a lot? :D

SEXY!

Few days ago i texted Zoe , she was awesome . We shared so many things in common . Including the colour pink !

WHEE!

Pink rocks our socks :D

Gonna blog all about her once she sends me her PINK photos ,which is after she gets back from sg .

4 days omg so long . Have a safe trip Zoe !

*evil grin*

Screenshot of 'part' of our conversation last night .

Jalen Testerman the who?

2008-12-01T13:05:00.003+08:00

Jalen Testerman the 7-year old Bboy in the making . He's awesome.

He even has his own site already.

http://www.bboyjalen.com/

Day Out

2008-11-30T15:44:00.002+08:00

Had guitar class in the morning . Saw this emo boy playing some emo song . That was before he went crazy and shuffled ! It was so funny .

Edwin then fetched Jason, my bro and I back to my house . Jason sucking on his lollipop . Mmm .
Later that day i had dance class . First lesson was fine . Lin Na , Eric , Yu Yang , Stephanie , Connie joined too. Learnt Cha Cha . Ok la . :D

After that Eric and I went to the arcade at Hock Lee and guess who we bumped in to? CIKGU WILLIE LIEW ! He was waiting for his baby at the arcade playing the moving car thing.

Then we headed on to Spring for dinner . People who turned up are : Cho , Owen , Nelson , Bryan , Reuben .

By the way, Nelson ate !

She did it ! I did it! WHO DID IT?

2008-11-29T13:34:00.004+08:00

She:Just for the record i was in a perfectly good mood until you decided to throw a hissy fit so whatever. Bye.

Me:Perfectly good mood my Fuck. Fuck it who cares. Don't bother replying i wont read it.

She:Yeah i was in a good mood fucktard why the fuck won't i be? But hey thanks for runining it you insufferable dick.

Me:Don't mention it you cunt.

She:What the fuck is your problem?!Where on earth did you get the idea that i was pissed at you?!And i thought you weren't gonna read what i texted?

Me:When you got pissed at me last time. You said all those things to me like i had no feelings whatsoever. Remember saying this "Fuck it don't reply i'm not reading it" ? I can remember all those words you said to me that hurt me last time. I'm not pissed at you calling me a liar. Im pissed at you after all those times you hurt me. Look in the mirror and see who's the one acting high and mighty.

She:I don't get what you meant by your replies were the same as mine. In the same tone? I was just kidding when i called you a liar you retard. I just thought that since you got me stuff thu nice you'd expect something more in return. You pms worse than me you know?

Me:Glad to know my pms is better than yours. What can i say? I learn from the best? Which is you!

She:Yes well wi pissed me off in the first place? You're taking that out on me now? So all this time that we've talked you're still pulling over that?

Me:No im not. I judt never got to stick it up to you. Aih nevermind im sick of this disfunctional relationship.

She:Stop being such a goddamn drama queen.

Me:Do we have the time to have a face to face talk? No. You go flirting with other guys. How long do you spend with me altogether in a day? 1 bloody hour? Fuck this relationship . Fuck you. Fuck.

She:We're not even in a relationship thank goodness for that. And now you see why we broke up? Because you could never have a face to face talk about our problems always waiting till we get home before you'd start to vent. I got sick of it way before you did.

She:Well if you had really wanted to talk you could've just ask me nicely to sit and talk to you for a bit and seriously, you are over possesive. Talking to another guy is as bad as making out with him. I've had someone warn me about that but i just brushed it off.

Me:You hardly spend any fucking time with me? And i ask for more time and you call me over possesive? What the fuck is running through your fucking mind? You never try to understand me. Goddamn why am i wasting my time talking to you about this.

She:Understand what about you? That you need constant attention and that i never ever leave your side and that i'll be like a freaking siamese twin to you? Who would want that? I need friends too and i don't want to spend the whole day with you because believe it or not there are other people out there that i talk to as well.

Me:Obviously everyone needs friends. I respect that. But didnt you go pass the limit? I dont mean sticking to me like a pair of twins. At least spend most of your time with me. Swap the time you spend with other ppl with the time you spend with me. Then everything'd be fine. You were my everything. I wanted to be your everything. You also wanted space. Why? To flirt? You spend more time with other guys than me. If i gave you more space which i did , we would have less time to bond and will end up in a break up which already did. I do not understand this and yes thank god we're not together anymore. I don't thing you even like me in the first place. You dont even try. If you did you would know how i feel. Why are we even talking about this? Its not like you wanna get together anymore. Get out of my life. Don't reply this i dont wanna see your name appear again.

She:Aww. Well since i've ruined your poor sad life one more message won't kill now would it? I'm naturally flirtatious and the first time i flirted with a guy i didn't know it until someone told me so. You have got to stop being cheesey. You were my everything and blah seriously do you write that as a joke? If you had a problem with me say it to my face. I have no idea how many times i've asked you to do that. You follow your emotions too much. Seriously grow up. It wasn't love you thought you loved all your exes i said i loved you because you'd throw even larger tantrums if i kept quiet. In fact you did in school and you whined and asked me why i didn't like you because i didn't reply you when you told me you loved me.

Me:Fine i guess you think im wrong and you want an apology. Sorry. Happy? Now scram.

She:And you are clearly under the inpression that i'm the reason for our breakup. This holiday i thought you were ok with being just friends but then out of nowhere this tantrum that started off with me asking you what else you want for christmas. You're over emotional. Get over it. If you ever call me a cunt again i will kick your pathetic balls in. Goodnight.

Me:Forgive me for whatever i said just now. Sorry. I was wrong and i was a jerk for calling you all those. I know im a childish brat and all. Sorry. I've made many mistakes in relationships and i dont wanna make ours a mistake. Hopefully i didn't make a mistake just now. Im so sorry. Its my fault. I guess you don't want to give me a second chance anymore right?

She:Were you being sarcastic about the sorries? And no i don't take back people who called me a cunt bloody hell. But i don't mind being friends with you.

Me:No i wasn't and im sorry i brought back all those topics. Im sorry for calling you a cunt. I just needed to vent out everything in my head at that moment.

Me:Can we start afresh again? Pretend all those things and the fight last night didn't happen.

She:No. I'll forgive you somewhat but you've gotta make it up to me.

Me:Keep my name as mr no balls or mr nb in your post and i swear i will post you as a cunt on my blog.(12.33PM)

She:You fucktard you started the whole fucking thing and now you're pissed off again? What happened to forgetting any of this ever happened?(2.06PM)

Me:Im not starting it all over again. You dont like me calling you a cunt and i dont like you calling me mr no balls or mr nb. So you gonna remove it?

She:Fuck you. Like i said your name directly. Actually i don't even see the point in linking you.

Me:You made it so obvious. As you can see in my link bla bla bla.

WHAT THE FUCK?

You guys decide who's right and who's wrong.

Vote now!

'Meh' enters dictionary.

2008-11-18T15:52:00.005+08:00

LONDON – The expression of indifference or boredom has gained a place in the Collins English Dictionary after generating a surprising amount of enthusiasm among lexicographers.
Publisher HarperCollins announced Monday the word had been chosen from terms suggested by the public for inclusion in the dictionary's 30th anniversary edition, to be published next year.
The origins of "meh" are murky, but the term grew in popularity after being used in a 2001 episode of "The Simpsons" in which Homer suggests a day trip to his children Bart and Lisa.
"They both just reply 'meh' and keep watching TV," said Cormac McKeown, head of content at Collins Dictionaries.
The dictionary defines "meh" as an expression of indifference or boredom, or an adjective meaning mediocre or boring. Examples given by the dictionary include "the Canadian election was so meh."
The dictionary's compilers said the word originated in North America, spread through the Internet and was now entering British spoken English.
"This is a new interjection from the U.S. that seems to have inveigled its way into common speech over here," McKeown said. "Internet forums and e-mail are playing a big part in formalizing the spellings of vocal interjections like these. A couple of other examples would be 'hmm' and 'heh.'
"Meh" was selected by Collins after it asked people to submit words they use in conversation that are not in the dictionary. Other suggestions included jargonaut, a fan of jargon; frenemy, an enemy disguised as a friend; and huggles, a hybrid of hugs and snuggles.

Moving on; tomorrow, I'll be leaving for Singapore. So I guess this will be the last post for the week. I'll blog all about my trip once I get back. I definately will list it out in chronological order to avoid confusion among readers. LOL.

Ciao all!

Form 1 Lodge Annual Dinner 2008

2008-11-17T23:10:00.005+08:00

In the morning, while doing biology homework, I was bored. So I drew this for a certain someone.

I love Cadbury Black Forest Chocolate!

The Tuning Crew Showing Their Stuff.

Before that, at 8.30PM, I went to Boulevard to see Sa and Ele. Working at this place. Very nice. HAHA. BABY FACTORY OUTLET STORE!

Didn't take their pictures. Go and see for yourself! Their pay is RM20 a day(inclusive of meals)

One of my favourite sushis'. Tuna Mayo!

Went to Sushi King for supper. All this for my supper. YUM. After that, me and my parents went back to the Dinner. When me and Daniel were dancing halfway, the music stopped and those Committee Members were forced to clean up. They stopped the party at 10.40PM because they wanted to save money. If they stayed on till 11.00PM, there will be additional charges. SO WTF RITE?

NEH I'll just wait patiently for Daniel to organize a party and we can all go party there. HAHA.

My Internet Browser Crashed

2008-11-17T15:49:00.004+08:00

I was like, HEY I'M GONNA USE MOZILLA FIREFOX(not for porn)! When i opened it, IT CRASHED!

I WAS LIKE SUPER DUPER MEGA ULTIMATE HYPER ULTRA FANTASTICLY SEXY ANGRY!

After that they sent me some Crash Reporter thing and i had to fill in about the crash. I WAS SO DISAPPOINTED THAT I OPENED MY MIND TO THEM.

Below shows the report I sent.

Wahaha I'm PURE EVIL.

This Picture Is So WTF!

2008-11-17T12:46:00.003+08:00

For all you dirty minds out there! HAHA. SO WTF RIGHT? I KNOW RIGHT?

Like OMG ITS ONLY A LAMP!

I feel damn ah-lian all of a sudden.

LOL

The lighting in this picture is so perfect.

HAHA.

So is the colour.

WHO IS LEE HYORI?

2008-11-17T10:45:00.004+08:00

Lee Hyori (Korean: 이효리, also romanized as Lee Hyolee and officially E Hyo-lee) (born May 100, 1979) is a popular South Korean singer and actress. She started off as part of the successful K-pop, girl group Fin.K.L, but has since become a solo artist. Her first album was very successful, winning many "Daesangs" (a Korean award equivalent to "Artist of the Year") for that album. She has since become the highest-paid female singer in South Korea.
Moreover, SHE IS HOT!

One of my dream girls. HAHA!

Agree with me she's hot.

I SO WANT HER!

Jes'z gave me a Korean Drama starring Lee Hyori for my birthday present as she knew that I liked Lee Hyori.

When my mum saw it, she confisticated it saying, "YOU KNOW YOU SHOULDN'T WATCH THESE KIND OF LOVE LOVE STORY?! I'LL WATCH IT FIRST TO SEE IF IT'S APPROPRIATE FOR YOU"

An hour later she returned it to me saying she was lazy to watch it.

ZOMFGBBQZOR!

Another Day Passes By

2008-11-16T19:54:00.004+08:00

Mian introduced me to Failblog.org which is a site that shows crazy and weird stuff. Below are some of the weird pictures from the site.

It has a hell lot of crazy pictures and videos like that. Few days ago, a Sarawakian, Nordin Montong, a 32-year-old cleaner from Sarawak,working in the Singapore Zoo, had behaved erratically shortly before the tiger attack on Thursday afternoon which killed him.
He was seen shouting and flinging items about. He later vaulted a low wall and landed in a moat in the enclosure, four metres below.
Carrying a yellow pail and a broom, he then crossed the 1.75 metres-deep moat, walked up a rocky ledge near where three white tigers were and began provoking them by swinging the broom.
One of the tigers then swiped at Nordin, to the horror of the gawking and frightened crowd at the enclosure. Some even assumed it was part of the zoo show, until the huge cat started sinking its teeth into the back of the cleaner’s neck and tossed him around repeatedly like a ragdoll.
They mauled him with their huge paws for about two minutes, as the crowd screamed and cringed in horror.
Blood could be seen oozing from Nordin’s back. The cleaner struggled and thrashed his legs about and became still about five minutes later.
More than a dozen zookeepers went to Nordin’s rescue. They managed to distract the big cats and shooed them back into their den.
The Singapore Zoo had stepped up patrols on its grounds.

Blek I'm feeling bored right now. Miao.

Tigers are sexy kay?

NO ONE DISTURBS THEM OR SUFFER THE CONSEQUENCES!

WAHAHAHAHA.

Back from party.

2008-11-15T22:47:00.004+08:00

Hell that was fun. But it was a farewell party for Ben Teo who was going to move to Melbourne to study. Sad eh?

Decided to wear this.

Act cute wtf? Candid shot taken by Zacq Wong. LOL.

Below are more shots of the party.

LOL! Look at Ben Sim. HAHA.

So many Bens' in Lodge that I think we have to start calling them by their surnames.

We're all gonna miss you Ben Teo.

Good Luck In Aussie!

Holidays

2008-11-15T14:59:00.004+08:00

THANK GOD HOLIDAYS ARE HERE!

Finally the torture from school is over. Somemore I don't have to feel the pain of seeing a certain someone anymore. WAHAHAHA. I have a party to attend later. Still can't make up my mind on what to wear. White tee with jeans? White tee with bermudas? Purple tee with skinny jeans?

WTF!

Come to think of it, after Reuben Bong leaves for AUSSIE, what will it be like? HAHA. I'm not implying that I'm GAY or something.

ZOMFGBBQZOR

As usual yesterday, the School Board Of Directors gave a long and boring speech.

LONG AND BORING! Wanted to escape but the hall was heavilly guarded by Teachers and Prefects.

Finally managed to get out after convincing the teachers i had to go for an "Emergency Toilet Break".

But i never came back. HAHA.

Outside, there was this girl from International Stream. Don't think she remembers me though. We were in the same class in primary though. LOL.

Anyways, she brought this CUTE little puppy. It was so FLUFFY and SOFT.

I ADORE.

Went up to class to get my report card after that. My position in class improved about 8 places.

GOOD EH?!

I went down looking for someone and came up a few minutes later to see SOME PEOPLE LOOKING GLOOMY AND STUFF. AND THEY DIDN'T EVEN SAY BYE!

When i reached home, I recieved a text message from one of them asking if i hacked her phone to send some message to someone else.

OBVIOUSLY NOT!

I'm such an angel. Furthermore, to hack someone's phone, I need their confirmation from them on their phone before the hacks can start working. So that certain "SOMEONE" blamed me.

That person texts me less and less each day and she hardly talks to me anymore. Is it just me or am i imagining things?

Moving on, I SO HATE RED BEANS!

They are like ultimate evil.