:D

P h o t o t a k i n g -.-"

"WORD"-less :P

Phototaking tomorrow .

I need a black tie !

Laugh at this :D

Today, I was walking in the park when I heard some boys shouting behind me. As I turned around they poured a bucket of red liquid over my head. They thought I was someone they knew. I wasn't. And i was wearing a $200 white dress. Red dye doesn't come out of white dresses. FML

Today, my husband and I were talking about names for our expectant child. I told him since I named our daughter he could name our son. He's decided on a name from 'God of War'. My son is going to be named after a make-believe cartoon character - Kratos. FML

Today, I was babysitting, I had put the kids to bed, and I was in the kitchen raiding the fridge when I hear the front door open. There I am in front of the fridge holding a bottle of wine to get to the whipped cream in the back of the fridge. Now my neighbors think I'm an alcoholic. FML

Today, I work for the local fire department. I had a long call and I was hot and sweaty. I decided to skinny dip in my pool because it was still dark out. Everything went great untill my flood light went on and my dad ran out with a bat. I got smacked in the side with a baseball bat. FML

Like this ?
I got it off a site recommended by Shaun Teo .


fmylife.com

Cheang has returned to Maple Story ?

ZOMFGBBQZOR
im hacking once again :D

e n d o f t h e w e e k

tiredd :(
someone save me :(

a f t e r e x a m s

Thursday
Went to Gizmo Gamers after exam finished . With Shaun Cho Eric Yang and the form 4s .

Friday
Melissa Ong's bday so i went out with them to watch Fast and Furious 4 .

Saturday
Chuan Khai's bday party so i went to his house .

Back to school again -.-

House under Renovation ._.



BeforeAfter





Had my hair cut at Jantzen :D

Late post

FYI , I just washed my dog just now :D woots
Yay . And rearmed my house alarm system .

Funny video :O

Taggiee By Linnieeee [50th POST]

A

- Available:

Yeapp
*

- Age:

17
*

- Annoyance:
Mmmmm?
*

- Animal:

Doggieeee

B

- Birthday:

22 Septemberrr
*

- Best Friends:

Everyone !
*

- Body Part on opposite sex:

Teeth :F
*

- Best feeling in the world :

Sleeping
*

- Been in Love:

Hmmm.
*

- Been on stage? :

Yeap
*

- Believe in Magic:

Card tricks hell yeah !
*

- Believe in Miracles:

I think so
*

- Believe in Santa:

Ho Ho Ho

C

- Candy:
Kinder Bueno
*

- Color:
Pink
*

- Chocolate/Vanilla:

Vanilla
*

- Chinese/Mexican:
Chinese
*

- Cake or pie:

Cake
*

- Continent/Country to visit:

Australia
*

- Cheese:

Chilli cheesee

D

- Day or Night:
Night . Colder
*

- Dance in the rain:

If the mood calls for it

E

- Eggs:

Mmmmmmm
*

- Eyes:

Dark brown
*

- Ever failed a class?:

Har?

F

- Full name:

Yeoh Cheang Hern
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- First thoughts waking up:

Sleep
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- Food:
Everything

G

- Greatest Fear:
Scary movies
*

- Goals:
Dunno
*

- Get along with your parents?:

Yea
*

- Good luck charm:
None

H

- Hair Color:
Black
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- Height:
Short
*

- Happy:
Yes
*

- Holiday:

Yes
*

- How do you want to die:

Hmmmm.

I

- Ice Cream:

YUMM
*

- Instrument:

Guitar/Piano/Violin

J

- Jewelry:
Rings/Necklace
*

- Job:
Student

K

- Kids:

0
*

- Kickboxing or karate:
HAIYAH !
*

-Keep a journal?:

Nope

L

- Longest Car Ride:

KL holiday trip .
*

- Love:
Letter?
*

- Letter:
L
*

- Laughed so hard you cried:
CHO TZEN DID IT

M

- Milk flavor:

Every flavour ever made
*

- Movies:
Comedy
*

- Motion Sickness?:

NOPE
*

- McD’s or BK:

BK !

N

- Number of Siblings:

1
*

- Number of Piercings:

0
*

- Number:
0168082817?

O

- One wish:
King of the world !

P

- Perfect Pizza:
The ones I make :D
*

- Pepsi/Coke:

Coke :D

Q

- Quail:
Is this a bird?

R

- Reason to cry:
Nope
*

- Reality T.V:
Nope
*

- Radio Station:
Hitz Fm
*

- Roll your tongue in a circle?:

I guess
*

- Ring size?:
20

S

- Song:

Wooooooo
*

- Shoe size:

10 ? 11 ?
*

- Salad Dressing:
Walnut sauce :D
*

- Sushi:

YUM
*

- Skipped school:

YEAPS
*

- Slept outside:
YEAP :D
*

- Shower daily?:
3 TIMES :D
*

- Sing well?:

BREAKS GLASS
*

- In the shower?
HELL YEAH !
*

- Swear?:
'Shit' is the worst I've said
*

- Strawberries/Blueberries:
Yum :D

T

-Time for bed:
Anytime .

*
-Thunderstorms:
Yay?

U


- Unpredictable:
Huh?

V

- Vacation spot:
Los Angeles

W

- Weaknesses:
In between my eyes

*
- Which one of your friends acts the most like you:

Mr.Huggies
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- Who makes you laugh the most:
Cho Tzen's face :O
*

- Worst feeling:
Stabbed in the back
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- Wanted to be a model?:
Hmmmm.
*

- Worst weather?
HOT WEATHER !

X

- X-Rays:

Yup. Broken finger.

Y

- Year it is now:
2009
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- Yellow:

Danielle?

Z

- Zoo animals:

Wolf !


LAST PERSON WHO…

1. Slept in your bed besides you?:
No one .

2. You went to the mall with:

My family

3. You went to dinner with:
My family

4. You talked to on the phone:
Nelson

5. Made you laugh:

Cho Tzen

6. Hugged you:

My parents

7. Said they loved you:

My family

8. You spoke with:
Amy

9. You cried over:

Spilt milk

10. Made you mad:
Darren :O


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i tag:
Everyone whos reading this
Yeah you .
Come'on don't be shy :O

Tongue Twisters :O

• The sixth sick shiek's sixth sheep's sick. (A variant on what the Guinness' Book of World records considers to be the hardest tongue-twister in English).
• She sifted thistles through her thistle-sifter.
• Give me the gift of a grip top sock: a drip-drape, ship-shape tip-top sock.
• Moses supposes his toeses are roses, but Moses supposes erroneously. For Moses, he knowses his toeses aren't roses, as Moses supposes his toeses to be. (from "Singing in the rain". Danny Kaye also a great supplier of tongue-twisters).
• While we were walking, we were watching window washers wash Washington's windows with warm washing water."
• "Peggy Babcock" (to be said rapidly three times).
• Red leather, yellow leather
• Rubber baby buggy bumpers (a baby buggy in American English is a pram in British English in case this one makes no sense)
• A lady sees a pot-mender at work at his barrow in the street.
  "Are you copper-bottoming them, my man?"
  "No, I'm aluminiuming 'em, Mum"
• Freshly fried fresh flesh
• Six twin screwed steel steam cruisers.
• The crow flew over the river with a lump of raw liver.
• Preshrunk silk shirts.
• A bloke's bike back brake block broke.
• Good blood, bad blood
• Mixed biscuits.
• She stood by Burgess's fish sauce shop welcoming him in.
• Tie twine to three tree twigs.
• I am not a pheasant plucker
  I'm a pheasant plucker's son
  but I'll be plucking pheasants
  When the pheasant plucker's gone. (careful with this one)
• She sells sea shells on the sea shore, the shells she sells are sea shells I'm sure.
• Czech:
  strc prst skrz krk [all 'r' are vocalic]
  'stick [your] finger through [your] throat'
• German:
  In Ulm und um Ulm und um Ulm herum.
  "In Ulm and around Ulm and around Ulm again."

From Eric Nünlist, a sample in:

• Swiss German:
  Der Papscht het z Spiez ds Schpaeckbschteck z'schpaet bschtellt.
  "The pope was too late to order the bacon cutlery in Spiez"
• and another:
  Wie würde Wettiger Wyber Wösch wäsche wenn Wasser Wy wär?
  "How would the old ladies of Wettingen do the laundry if water were wine?"
• and another (my favorite):
  Schtell der Hafen afen ufen Ofen ufe
  "Put the pot on the stove for the moment"
• One in Dutch:
  Sevenenseventig scheweningse beschuitjes
  "77 rusks of Scheweningen"

And a few others from random sources:

• From Noel Piercy:
  Toyboat, toyboat, toyboat
• From Laurie Brasile:
  Unique New York
• From Jan Gorden:
  The seething sea ceaseth, and thus the seething sea sufficeth us.
• From Johmanda One-Name:
  One smart-feller - he felt smart
  Two smart fellers - they felt smart
  Three smart fellers - they all felt smart

And finally a lengthy one from the band Trout Fishing In America:

We weary deer live in fear, weary deer,

For we fear that hear the hunters near,

with a tag for the toe of dear John and Jane Doe,

Oh no! We are wary weary deer.

Hunt the moose, or the goose, but please turn the poor deer loose,

for our families would miss us if we're not here

We stay up all the night in a terrible fright,

Pity us, bleary wary weary deer.

Oh, the foot of the hare brings good luck beyond compare,

and the hair of the bear is more impressive.

That space on your wall could use a nice trophy trout--

Think about it, think about it.

While we weary deer live in fear, weary deer,

Hiding down in the deep damp dark dank den (in the gloom).

How we long for a day with the antelope to play!

Oh, surely some sunshine shall shine soon.

Hunt big game if you must, they're more glamorous than us,

Or a feast of feathered fowl is delicious.

The stand so pround and so tall that they must

present a target that'll make you want to skip us.

Steer clear of the deer, we live in fear, weary deer,

For we fear that we hear the hunters near.

With a tag for the toe of John Deere and Jane Doe,

We are leery bleary wary weary deer.

Insurrection VS Tunning Crew

Sorry for the inactive-ness in my blog . My Crew will challenge Tunning Crew from Lodge International School on a 5 v 5 friendly dance battle . Video will be combined together and uploaded on Youtube as soon as possible .
Tunning Crew Top 5
1.Chad
2.Yeh Shan
3.Patrick
4.Darren
5.Jacqs

Insurrection Top 5
1.Cheang
2.Jason
3.D.W.
4.Darren
5.Unknownz

Rules are simple

make a video...

ask people to vote on which one is better

each vote is 1 point

there will be no bias votes

any influencing of the votes will result to 5 points going to the opposing crew .

As for now , its war baby :D
A friendly, non-bloody war !

Till then , enjoy your 1 week hols !

Dragonball Evolution

Buy this from me @ RM25 each . Movie for Dragonball Evolution on 12 March 2009 at Star Cineplex . Organised by Lodge Interact International . 7.30PM .
Its for charity to PIBAKAT ( Sarawak Children and Parents Society)

0168082817 :D

What is your "almost die situation" ?

For me , it was way way back in primary school .

I was attending this party .

I ran off with the scooter .

Some people were chasing me for the scooter .

So I rode as fast as I could .

At a turning , as I could see nothing behind the wall , I just rode on ahead .

Not knowing that there was a speeding car there .

Luckily , the car was old .

Older than my great great great great great grandfather .

It hit me .

Real hard .

And no , I did not die .

XD

Instead , the bumper of the car broke .

Without any apologies , the driver just drove off .

SO , WHAT IS YOUR "ALMOST DIE STORY ?"

Reply in my C-Box .

thanks :D

FENDI IS BACK !

Ehsan cleared 3/4 of the class in less than 10seconds with 3 words " FENDI IS DOWNSTAIRS" . Its definately faster than any fire drill / lunch bell / recess bell . Welcome back BRO . We missed you Fendi Pendi :D
Fendi has returned to school and will be starting this monday . Whee .

Tagged by Hazel(OLIVER SIM)

Hazel the Liver .

Tagged .


Dear OLIVER. I don't really know how to tell you this, but Your nostrils are insulting. I think I realized it when we skinny dipped With Paris Hilton and I saw you Knock out Bill Clinton. I'm sure you're Cowardly enough to understand How boring you are. I'm returning The couch cushions to you, but I'll keep Your grades from college. You should also know that I Never openly mocked Oprah Winfrey imitations .Greetings to your frog French kisser .
~Cheangg~
:D


I tag :
Zoe
Lin Na
Van
Lance
Jimanizer
and 5 other ppl who really really wanna be tagged :X


Its self explanatory..




Dear (the person who tagged you!).I don't really know how to tell you this, but ___1___.I think I realized it when ___2______3___ and I saw you ___4___ ___5___. I'm sure you're ___6___ enough to understand ___7___. I'm returning ___8___ to you, but I'll keep ___9___ as a memory. You should also know that I ___10___ ___11___.___12___.-Your name-P/S: You are so lifeless, ___13___,





1. What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - Our romance is over
Red - Our affair is over
White - I'll join the monastery
Black - I dislike you
Green - Our horoscope doesn't match
Grey - You're a pervert
Yellow - I'm selling myself
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - You're a loser
Other - I'm in love with your sister
2. Which is your birth month?
January - That night
February - Last year
March - your dwarf bit me
April - I tripped on sesame seeds
May - First of May
June - you put cuffs on me
July - I threw up
August - I saw the shrunken head
September - we skinny dipped
October - I quoted Santa
November - your dog ran amok
December - I changed tennis shoes
3. Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Pizza - In your camping car
Pasta - Outside of Chicago
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad - As you ate enchilada
Chicken - In your closet
Kebab - With Paris Hilton
Fish - In women's clothing
Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation
Lasagna - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a state of trance
None of the above - With George Bush and his wife
4. What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Hit on
Red - Insult
Black - Ignore
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - Put leeches on
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the toupee off
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive out
5. What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My best friend
White - My father
Grey - Bill Clinton
Brown - My fart balloon
Purple - My mustard souffle
Red - Donald Duck
Blue - My avocado plant
Yellow - My penpal in Ghana
Orange - My Kid Rock-collection
Pink - Manchester United's goalkeeper
None - My John F. Kennedy-statue
Other - The crazy monk
6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?
Scrubs - Man
O.C. - Emotional
One Tree Hill - Open
Heroes - Frostbitten
Lost - Scarred
Simpsons - Cowardly
The news - Mongolic
American Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Senile
TopModel - Middle-class
None of the above - Ashamed
7. Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful I`ve felt
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That Santa doesn't exist
Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage
Depressed - That we're cousins
Excited - That there is no solution to this
Nervous - The middle-east
Worried - That your Honda sucks
Apathetic - That I did a sex-change
Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your hamster
Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men
Overjoyous - That I'm open
Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks
8. What's the colour of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your ring
Yellow - Your love letters
Red - Your Darth Vader
Black - Your tame stone
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - The pictures from
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your contact book
Grey - Our matching snoopy-bibs
Purple - Your old lottery coupons
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your memories from the military service
9. The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your photo
C/D - The oil stocks
E/F - Your neighbour Martin
G/H - My virginity
I/J - The results of your blood-sample
K/L - Your left ear
M/N - Your suicide note
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X - David’s tricot outfits
Y/Z - Your grades from college
10. The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Always will remember
C/D - Never will forget
E/F - Always wanted to break
G/H - Never openly mocked
I/J - Always have felt dirty before
K/L - Will tell the authorities about
M/N - Told in my confession today about
O/P - Was interviewed by the Times about
Q/R - Told my psychiatrist about
S/T - Get sick when I think o
U/V - Always will try to forget
W/X - Am better off without
Y/Z - Never liked
11. What do you prefer to drink?
Water- Our friendship
Beer - Senility
Soft drink - A new life as a clone
Soda - The incarnation as an eskimo
Milk - The apartment building
Wine - Cocaine abuse
Cider - A passionate interest for mice
Juice - Oprah Winfrey imitations
Mineral water - Embarrassing rash
Hot chocolate - Eggplant-#########
Whisky - To ruin the second world war
Other - To hate the Boston Celtics
12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand - Warm regards
USA - Best regards
England - Good luck on your short-term leave from jail
Spain - Go and drown yourself
China - Disgusting regards
Germany - With ease
Japan - Go burn
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt - #### off now
France - In pain
Other - Greetings to your freaky family
13. What is your favorite activities when hanging out with mates?
Gathering for drinks - Ugly pig
Foosball - Silly duck
Shopping - French kisser
Dulging for food - Cranky banana
Movies - Smelly armpits
Snacks - Horny wolf
Snooker - Tiny nipples
Bowling - Sexy grandmother
Outdoor activities - Vain pot
Having a long talk - Nose plucker
Taking pictures - Dumb bitch
Other - Burn yourself

Planetshakers and Valentines Day

Sexy Aaron :D
Nelson 1 go at Scoops .My presents . Precious precious presents . 3 Cute Cupcakes From El :D

Dinner at Four Points . :D

Malaysian Idol Vick Teo
Looks like who ah ? HMMM . ME? xDD
Yucky slimy dessert .
Glimpse of Four Points .

Valentines D:

Valentines Day is coming . For the past 16 years I have not gotten anything on that day . Mostly because girls don't give guys presents . Love is in the air . New and old couples are enjoying this day . I don't have a valentine . Its not that I dont want one . Its just that I've not gotten an answer yet . So "YOU" if you're out there reading this , yes , im still waiting for your answer .

Good Luck to all couples :D













P.S. - remember to give Cheang something . Class 5c Lodge National School or 21, green heights , new airport road ,93250 Kuching . Or call me to give me a surprise 0168082817 :D

CNY 2009

Pai Pai
Food for us children .

Fireworks from bridge .

Drunk ass !

Before drunk . Almost ;D

Imitating Commando ! Zacq's house .

Daniel talking to Danielle .

Vivian Chung !

Charles Chung !

We blew up 4 Oranges . Lol .

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Schools in 2 days . Back to school .

D:

Open House :X

Today was my open house . Lots of ppl came . Lots . Played Banlat and Ho Lo Jim . Suck real bad at Ho Lo Jim . But earned RM90 when I played Banlat . Someone who wasnt invited turned up . Not you Erika . Some girl . BWAHAHAHA . I'm so mean I didn't shake hands with her . NOOB FUCK !

Blah . They're still at my house . I'm gonna go to my cousin Sean's house right now . And Jason is right next to me now . He is gonna follow us to his house to gamble . Jason is me gamble buddy .

HOHOHOHO!

Games these days and Jasmine .

Look at this fine example of Maple Story . Ninja Boob Grab ? These are gonna majorly influence the minds of 10-year olds playing this online game .

Ok now to Jasmine Yeo .

http://www.nerdiesarecool.blogspot.com/

I wanted to blog about her . And here it is .

She is

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A girl .

Aged 13 I THINK .

Kinda tall too .

Alvin Yeo's little sister .

My friend .

Form 2 .

A nerd .

Hot ?

Cute ?

Sexy ?

Attractive ?

Kind ?

Nice ?

Amazing ?

Caring ?

Sweet ?

Lovable ?

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Or am i just exaggerating ?

:D

Go to her blog http://www.nerdiesarecool.blogspot.com/ or her shared blog http://www.lollyfloss.blogspot.com/ to know more about her .

Cheerios .

Lazy Post .

random pics

Im so lazy i could eat a cow .

O.O

Cikgu Kenny enlightened us with his jokes and wisdom on friday . He seriously looks like and is a comic . He should go for comedy competitions .

These are the words he made us re-spell .

[D E S P E R A T I O N]

a rope ends it

[A S T R O N O M E R]

moon starer

[T H E E Y E S]

they see

[M O T H E R I N L A W]

woman hitler

Hmm . Archery .

First Day Of School

Reality check guys .

Yeap school has re-opened .

._.

Today was like any other "first day of school" day . Went to school , chose a seat , put bags down , talk with friends , exchange greetings , met new people , new classroom , and the list goes on . I gave out presents to some people . But I gave a Perfume and Hoodie to someone . I got in return , a Volcom hat . Its okay I guess .

2 periods of Bio was already killing me and my eyes .

New classroom has a store . Wonder if we could hide stuff there .

Owen told us he was a Prefect during school hours and a TIGER after that . LOL .

Nelson is emo as usual . Staring blankly out of the window .

Class teacher remains as Cikgu Felicia .

Assembly was boring .

Sorry Van , I couldn't accompany you to run cause I had to go . Another time okay ? Anyways I saw you and i said "TCHHHH" but only Joan looked . You so HAO-LIEN .

Sean picked me back home just now .

He got lots of gifts from friends .

Gonna go bath now . Till then .

Cheang out . xD

ticc TAGG toee

TAGGED AGAIN :O

Rules & Regulations:

Do not copy answers

Tag questions must be 100% same

Tag people before doing the tag

I tag:

1 : Van

2: Lance

3 : Josh

4 : Jasminee

5 : JIMANIZERR

6 : Oliver

7 : Calebb Gohhh

8 : Jiekelingg

9 : Andreaa

How do you know 1? (Van)

Blog and Party

What would you do if you never meet 2? (Lance)

NO PEACE !

What would you do if 3 & 4 dated? (Jas and Josh)

Clash!

Would 5 & 6 make a good couple? (Jimanizerr and Oli)

Maybee :D

Do you think 7 is attractive? (Caleb

HELL YEAH ! Attractive cabels ! xD

Tell me something about 9 (Andreaa)

Is a girl O.O

What's 1's favourite past time?(Van)

Cam-whoring !

What language does 2 speak?(Lance)

Tamil

Who is 3 going out with? (Josh)

Kim Lo

How old is 4?

Old enough ._.

When was the last time you talked to 5?(Jimanizerr)

Last year at school :O

Who is 6's favourite singer? (Oliver)

Dunno oh >.<

Would you date 7? (Caleb)

Might ;P

Is 8 single? (Jiekelling)

YEP ! Not for long :O

What's 9's last name? (Andreaa)

Teo

Would you consider being in a relationship with 1? (Van)

YES . Best friends !

Which school does 2 go to? (Lance)

Lodge Secondary

What do you like about 3? (Josh)

His guitars XD

Anyways , had dance class just now . Lin looked like she had PMS or sth . But after i asked , it was actually her braces . Van's hair is really brown . XD

Almost finished add maths . Returned it to Shaun . Actually my maid returned it to Shaun . Come to think of it , Shaun and I agreed that my maid looks like VANESSA CHUA !

And it is true . I'll post my maid's picture soon . After I manage to take a picture of her . Gah !

Tomorrow is the start of my BM tuition . Hopefully there are hot hot hotties there . PBK 2PM-5PM . Join me and make my day pleasee :D