What is your "almost die situation" ?

For me , it was way way back in primary school .

I was attending this party .

I ran off with the scooter .

Some people were chasing me for the scooter .

So I rode as fast as I could .

At a turning , as I could see nothing behind the wall , I just rode on ahead .

Not knowing that there was a speeding car there .

Luckily , the car was old .

Older than my great great great great great grandfather .

It hit me .

Real hard .

And no , I did not die .

XD

Instead , the bumper of the car broke .

Without any apologies , the driver just drove off .

SO , WHAT IS YOUR "ALMOST DIE STORY ?"

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thanks :D

FENDI IS BACK !

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Fendi has returned to school and will be starting this monday . Whee .

Tagged by Hazel(OLIVER SIM)

Hazel the Liver .

Tagged .


Dear OLIVER. I don't really know how to tell you this, but Your nostrils are insulting. I think I realized it when we skinny dipped With Paris Hilton and I saw you Knock out Bill Clinton. I'm sure you're Cowardly enough to understand How boring you are. I'm returning The couch cushions to you, but I'll keep Your grades from college. You should also know that I Never openly mocked Oprah Winfrey imitations .Greetings to your frog French kisser .
~Cheangg~
:D


I tag :
Zoe
Lin Na
Van
Lance
Jimanizer
and 5 other ppl who really really wanna be tagged :X


Its self explanatory..




Dear (the person who tagged you!).I don't really know how to tell you this, but ___1___.I think I realized it when ___2______3___ and I saw you ___4___ ___5___. I'm sure you're ___6___ enough to understand ___7___. I'm returning ___8___ to you, but I'll keep ___9___ as a memory. You should also know that I ___10___ ___11___.___12___.-Your name-P/S: You are so lifeless, ___13___,





1. What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - Our romance is over
Red - Our affair is over
White - I'll join the monastery
Black - I dislike you
Green - Our horoscope doesn't match
Grey - You're a pervert
Yellow - I'm selling myself
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - You're a loser
Other - I'm in love with your sister
2. Which is your birth month?
January - That night
February - Last year
March - your dwarf bit me
April - I tripped on sesame seeds
May - First of May
June - you put cuffs on me
July - I threw up
August - I saw the shrunken head
September - we skinny dipped
October - I quoted Santa
November - your dog ran amok
December - I changed tennis shoes
3. Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Pizza - In your camping car
Pasta - Outside of Chicago
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad - As you ate enchilada
Chicken - In your closet
Kebab - With Paris Hilton
Fish - In women's clothing
Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation
Lasagna - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a state of trance
None of the above - With George Bush and his wife
4. What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Hit on
Red - Insult
Black - Ignore
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - Put leeches on
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the toupee off
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive out
5. What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My best friend
White - My father
Grey - Bill Clinton
Brown - My fart balloon
Purple - My mustard souffle
Red - Donald Duck
Blue - My avocado plant
Yellow - My penpal in Ghana
Orange - My Kid Rock-collection
Pink - Manchester United's goalkeeper
None - My John F. Kennedy-statue
Other - The crazy monk
6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?
Scrubs - Man
O.C. - Emotional
One Tree Hill - Open
Heroes - Frostbitten
Lost - Scarred
Simpsons - Cowardly
The news - Mongolic
American Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Senile
TopModel - Middle-class
None of the above - Ashamed
7. Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful I`ve felt
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That Santa doesn't exist
Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage
Depressed - That we're cousins
Excited - That there is no solution to this
Nervous - The middle-east
Worried - That your Honda sucks
Apathetic - That I did a sex-change
Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your hamster
Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men
Overjoyous - That I'm open
Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks
8. What's the colour of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your ring
Yellow - Your love letters
Red - Your Darth Vader
Black - Your tame stone
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - The pictures from
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your contact book
Grey - Our matching snoopy-bibs
Purple - Your old lottery coupons
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your memories from the military service
9. The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your photo
C/D - The oil stocks
E/F - Your neighbour Martin
G/H - My virginity
I/J - The results of your blood-sample
K/L - Your left ear
M/N - Your suicide note
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X - David’s tricot outfits
Y/Z - Your grades from college
10. The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Always will remember
C/D - Never will forget
E/F - Always wanted to break
G/H - Never openly mocked
I/J - Always have felt dirty before
K/L - Will tell the authorities about
M/N - Told in my confession today about
O/P - Was interviewed by the Times about
Q/R - Told my psychiatrist about
S/T - Get sick when I think o
U/V - Always will try to forget
W/X - Am better off without
Y/Z - Never liked
11. What do you prefer to drink?
Water- Our friendship
Beer - Senility
Soft drink - A new life as a clone
Soda - The incarnation as an eskimo
Milk - The apartment building
Wine - Cocaine abuse
Cider - A passionate interest for mice
Juice - Oprah Winfrey imitations
Mineral water - Embarrassing rash
Hot chocolate - Eggplant-#########
Whisky - To ruin the second world war
Other - To hate the Boston Celtics
12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand - Warm regards
USA - Best regards
England - Good luck on your short-term leave from jail
Spain - Go and drown yourself
China - Disgusting regards
Germany - With ease
Japan - Go burn
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt - #### off now
France - In pain
Other - Greetings to your freaky family
13. What is your favorite activities when hanging out with mates?
Gathering for drinks - Ugly pig
Foosball - Silly duck
Shopping - French kisser
Dulging for food - Cranky banana
Movies - Smelly armpits
Snacks - Horny wolf
Snooker - Tiny nipples
Bowling - Sexy grandmother
Outdoor activities - Vain pot
Having a long talk - Nose plucker
Taking pictures - Dumb bitch
Other - Burn yourself

Planetshakers and Valentines Day

Sexy Aaron :D
Nelson 1 go at Scoops .My presents . Precious precious presents . 3 Cute Cupcakes From El :D

Dinner at Four Points . :D

Malaysian Idol Vick Teo
Looks like who ah ? HMMM . ME? xDD
Yucky slimy dessert .
Glimpse of Four Points .

Valentines D:

Valentines Day is coming . For the past 16 years I have not gotten anything on that day . Mostly because girls don't give guys presents . Love is in the air . New and old couples are enjoying this day . I don't have a valentine . Its not that I dont want one . Its just that I've not gotten an answer yet . So "YOU" if you're out there reading this , yes , im still waiting for your answer .

Good Luck to all couples :D













P.S. - remember to give Cheang something . Class 5c Lodge National School or 21, green heights , new airport road ,93250 Kuching . Or call me to give me a surprise 0168082817 :D